11) Looks like my Ringworm is almost gone!!
10) No Sami, I do not want a bite of your raw meat (ox)
9) These bed bug bites sure do itch
8) Are you sure you are done throwing up?
7) Why is that horse just standing in the middle of the interstate?
6) I think the Cipro is starting to work 🙂
5) That is a bad word in America.
4) I think the toilet paper really is made out of sandpaper.
3) I don’t know what you are saying but stop fighting with your sister.
2) I wonder when the electricity will come back on?
1) I love you Bethany! I love you Katie!
Makes it all so worth it!